I am potentially one test and 250 words away from my undergraduate degree. I am kinda panicked!
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
Louis CK on our culture on dating
I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.
'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'
I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today.
I called into work because my mental health is extra fragile today, but why do I feel so Damn guilty about it?!
Geez my boyfriend is awesome. He went out in the rain to move my car so I wouldn’t get wet!
i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants