Fantastical Tales

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via thisispaiges)

best-of-funny:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

X

(Source: shadzu)

boybandersandbullshit:

i-cant-seem-to-sleep:

dobbysocks42:

youreawesome:

jkimisyellow:

jenjennjenna:

A midget obese giraffe.

I’m having a heart attack

omgomgomgo

where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?

what is this.

what is life.

IT’S SO CUTE oMfG

OH MY GOD.

(Source: crittojanelee, via aliceakaine)

tonynsteve:

ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:

squidkneee:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

Probably still on the internet

but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet

(via awizardinthetardis)

(Source: piecesofallison)

ablipintime:

imgoverdose:

The animal handlers at the oregon zoo took chendra around to meet some of the other animals one day before the zoo opened. the sea lions were her favorite! 

That is the happiest fucking elephant ever shit.

(via aliceakaine)

johancruyff:

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

(via alisonwonderlandx0)

cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be

(via wokawokarichard)

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

(via badatbrevity)